If only 118 knew it was a car window i was talking about jumpin from!

I have...a dream...ooh shit wrong speach....
let me start again
I have a question. And for once a question with some substance, not one of those theres no answer cos the creator is dead questions a real one.....

When does an acotr go across and beyond the call of duty???
When he bus his own costume and exploits the fact he now owns a fencing foil in an unusually supsicious box that he flaunts around the tube in an attempt to aggrivate and annoy under the pretence of fun?
When his director buys him ??? amounts of vodka shots and proceeds to russian floor dance with him?
OR
When he initiates tournaments of rock,paper,scissors on the underground to inspire the likes of wondering boot seeking hobos to work for their money........and wins nevertheless or even join in on habituated money making melodies to lighten the crowd and begin congregation?
OR MAYBE EVEN MYSTERY DOOR NUMBER 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You see after several of those vodak shots(You see this is no dramatisation apart from the fact its written by an acotr, and there is proof ofthis in the typos) I find it hard to distinguish between whether it is a cause of my jaded attempt at being friendly towards friendless or socially inept people or whether i am just a pure bred idiot!
Either way it gets me paid by hobos!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh and for your own sick and humourless fun in the words of Plato: if you want to stop hiccups....just sneaze!!


Wise man!

Wise man!!!!

Yeeeeas!!